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Dead Island – Late 90s Edition Trailer

Remember the late 90s? The Dreamcast was the hottest thing on the block, techno was king, and every game trailer featured Rob Zombie’s Dragula as it’s soundtrack…

I'm Holding Out for the Sequel - Dead Peninsula

With that theme, we’ve decided to make our own cut of the oh so popular Dead Island trailer that took the Internet by storm last week. Two times the speed, in reverse, toon shading, and of course – Dragula. Enjoy!

Original trailer source: IGN

Marvel Vs Capcom 3’s Missing Crew (Capcom Edition)

With almost 40 playable characters, Capcom is obviously trying its hardest to pack as many virtual brawlers as possible in its upcoming fighter mega-mix, Marvel Vs Capcom 3. While we completely appreciate the company’s efforts, there is always room for improvement.

This super nerd post is a listing of our 5 favorite Capcom characters that are suspiciously missing in action (Check out our Marvel Edition from a few week’s back). We’re trying to go original here, so only characters that have not appeared in a Versus title qualify for this list.

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Samanosuke (Onimusha) – A shining gem of Capcom’s last generation efforts, the lead of the first Onimusha adventure would make excellent Marvel Vs Capcom fodder. Capcom already featured the samurai in the often overlooked Blade Warriors, so an appearance in the Versus series should be a given.

Samanosuke’s samurai sword would be his main weapon, but we wouldn’t mind seeing some bow or elemental attacks in the mix.

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Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) – If anyone has a chance of making into the hopefully long list of upcoming DLC characters, everyone’s favorite portable lawyer Pheonix Wright has to be at the top of Capcom’s list. Mentioned in multiple interviews about the game, Mr. Wright’s  iconic look and “Objection” catch phrase would fit perfect in the Versus universe.

Phoenix Wright’s finishing move might be visually tricky to pull off, but our idea would see Phoenix literally “throwing the book” at his foes.

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Edward Falcon (Power Stone) – Don’t remember Edward Falcon? This all American pilot was one of our favorite characters from the cult classic Dreamcast brawler Power Stone. Don’t let Falcon’s boyish looks fool you, once powered up, this red suited bruiser turned into an anime inspired mech that packed a serious punch with a barrage of heat tracking missiles that would swarm towards his competitors.

Honestly, any of the Power Stone crew would make fine additions to the Marvel Vs Capcom 3 roster – in fact, let’s get an official reboot going Capcom, this cult fighter deserves another day out in the sun!

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Barry Burton (Resident Evil) – Did you really think we’d leave S.T.A.R.S. supply man Barry Burton off the list? Marvel Vs Capcom 3 may already feature the holy trinity of Resident Evil characters (Chris, Jill and Wesker say hi) but Barry’s awkward dialogue and bad-ass beard would be a welcome addition on the Capcom side of the line up.

Barry’s special and move set would be predicable but fun – all Capcom would need to do is take Barry’s Mercenaries Reunion animations and add those classic Burton-isms like “master of un-locking” and “You were almost a Jill sandwich”.

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Scrooge McDuck (DuckTales) – Before you roll your eyes, hear us out. Sure, the richest duck in the world isn’t directly a Capcom character, but the NES classic DuckTales is one of our all time favorites and with Disney owning Marvel, licensing Mr. McDuck wouldn’t be the nightmare everyone would expect.

Scrooge would feature his signature cane/pogo stick as a weapon, and we’re sure oversized money bags would be the perfect visual punch for a super move. A guest appearance by Uncle Scrooge’s meddlesome nephews would be another nice addition, but if we don’t see a safe swimming ending scene they’ll be hell to pay!

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Marvel Versus Capcom 3 arrives February 15th. Did we miss your favorite Marvel/Capcom star? Chime in with a comment and let your voice be heard!

DigitalNips of the Week – Riley Steele

Welcome to the first edition of the DigitalNips of the Week (. From checking our traffic reports, we know what our readers want, so weekly we plan on featuring – you guessed it – a pair of DigitalNips.

Just remember, DigitalNipples is still a work friendly site – don’t expect to see un-pixelated chest pepperonis here, just some good old fashion PG-13 glamor shots.

Now that that disclaimer is out of the way, lets get to our first DigitalNips of the Week Girl, Riley Steele!

Riley Steele in Piranha 3D

The name Riley Steele should sound familiar, this vixen is the next big thing to come out of the adult entertainment industry. Originally discovered by fellow video harlot Jesse Jane, Riley has been responsible for millions of porn inspired boners and was recently featured in one of our favorite flicks from last year, Piranha 3D.

A California girl by definition, Riley’s platinum blonde locks and petite body bumped her to the top of our list, even beating out Ms. Britney Spears; although her cocaine inspired Jerry O’Connell scene in Piranha also played a big part – because, that folks, was 5 minutes of magic on film.

Jerry O'Connell - We Salute You!

For those who haven’t seen Piranha 3D, (SPOILER ALERT) Ms. Steele unfortunately meets her doom so a Piranha 3DD appearance is extremely unlikely, but we’re positive we’ll see Riley on the silver screen again soon – she’s an amazing talent that deserves more than just casting couch appearances if you catch my drift.

The Next Bond Girl? We're In!

Want to see more Riley? Follow her on Twitter or check out http://www.rileysteele.com (NSFW)

Check back next week for another pair of DigitalNips, and let your voice be heard – chime in with a comment with who you’d like to see featured.

The DigitalNipples Man Cave

Since it’s the video game slow season, I thought I’d do a mini-update tonight with a glimpse into the official DigitalNipples Man Cave.

First up – “The Lounge”

The Lounge

This corner of the man cave is all about sitting back, listening to some tunes, and playing a little Donkey Kong Jr.

Next – “The Hub”

The Hub

The Hub is the heart of the DigitalNipples man cave. Featuring a 60 in 3D TV and an extensive library of Wii, 360 and PlayStation 3 games; this gaming center is where I do a majority of my “work”. Which leads to…

“The Library”

The Library

Blu-Rays, HD-DVDs, 360 and PS3 games mostly fill my gaming library, along with an old arcade favorite – Off Road!

“The Playground”

The Playground

The most controversial and talked about area of the man cave, “The Playground” features a professional “fireman’s pole” along with a mini shrine to the king.

“What Happens in the Man Cave…”

What Happens in the Man Cave...

Our final destination is the fully functional Jet Set Radio video slot machine rigged to take DigitalNipple tokens.

“Bonus 360 View”

360 View

This final snapshot is a 360 degree shot of the whole experience. It’s a little broken, but gives you an idea what the Man Cave is all about.

And that my friends was the quick tour of the DigitalNipples Man Cave. Hope you enjoyed it… maybe a YouTube video is in order.

Happy Turkey Day!

Tron 3.0 – Rick Gets His Lightcycle License

Slow news day? Yep. Check out this video I made with Disney’s Tron Facebook video maker

I HEART YOU INTERWEBS

Dear Internet, even when I am under the weather, you continue to give…

Cupcake Cannon FTW!

The Following Picture Can’t Be Televised

Are you easily offended? Then turn around, today’s post is epic in so many ways but not for the faint of heart.

That being said, to quote Elvis, it will fascinate you…

Click for the NSFW Picture – You’ve Been Warned!

2 Reasons Why CBS 13 Will Be Number 1

Ladies, and most importantly gentlemen let me introduce you to the latest addition of the CBS 13 weather team – Natasha Stenbock.

Check out the two warm fronts coming our way.

Natasha’s previous position was with the local San Diego television station KFMB… and all I have to say is CBS 13, the men of Sacramento salute you for this (or better yet, these) addition(s) to your award winning team.

Veronica Corningstone has nothing on Natasha.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled program…

Free Stuff Friday – EyePet Bundle!

We have 5 of these super cute EyePet promotional bundles to give away… how you ask?  Just give @DigitalNipples on Twitter a RT and follow and you’re instantly entered – it’s that easy!

Free Stuff Friday!

What’s all included in this EyePet promotional bundle?

  • EyePet Crayons
  • EyePet Activity Book
  • EyePet tumbler
  • PlayStation Move beverage holder

Again, just give @DigitalNipples on Twitter a follow and you’re instantly entered!

Punch-Out Clearance Sale!

ON SALE!

DO WANT!  Amazon just lowered the price of this awesome piece of Nintendo memorabilia, and we here at DigitalNipples can’t wait to add it to our collection.  Just click the picture above and you too can own this Little Mac boxing glove!

Lil’ Ninja Warrior

The kids were bored this Sunday afternoon, so they decided to direct and edit their own parkour video – enjoy!

Elvis Death Day – My Way

All jokes aside, Elvis was an amazing performer. Since Elvis Death Day is almost over, I thought I’d post one final tribute to the King of Rock and Roll – this heart touching version of “My Way”

Thanks again for tuning in to Elvis Death Day today – we’re now only 364 days away from next years edition!

Elvis Death Day – Elvis Hated The Beatles

Another random Elvis Death Day fact – Elvis hated The Beatles. The reason why? According to White House documents, Elvis went on record stating it was The Beatle’s anit-American attitude that turned the King sour on the fab four.

Elvis Vs. The Beatles - Fight!

During Elvis’s meeting with President Nixon he stated multiple times that he wanted to help the President turn around America’s youth. Elvis was quoted saying “The Beatles made their money off America and ran back to Liverpool”.

BURN.

Elvis Death Day – Elvis with a Kung Fu Grip

Elvis wasn’t only the king of rock of roll, he was a karate master.  Multiple times he boasted his 8th degree black belt status and here is the video proof of his awesome-ness.

Hi-ya!

Elvis Death Day – Elvis Rants on Stage

In his final days, Elvis was notorious for ranting on stage about random topics.  Ladies and gentlemen, this may be the best one ever put on tape… to quote The King “It will fascinate you”

He first starts out doing a goofy Fat Albert impression, talks about getting a girl pregnant with a camera, then goes on a “strung out” message that is beyond epic.  Enjoy!

Elvis Death Day – Elvis, Federal Agent at Large

Elvis has a obsession with police badges. This uncontrollable urge to lay down the law lead to perhaps the most famous Elvis photo of all time – his meeting with President Nixon.

Putting the D in D.E.A.

One of my favorite details of this meeting is the actual letter Elvis mailed to President Nixon requesting to become an agent at large…
Click for the full letter

Elvis Death Day – Scatters the Monkey

Michael Jackson wasn’t the first pop star to own a banana eating best friend.  Elvis pioneered monkeying around with his pet Scatters the chimpanzee.

Teaching Scatters the TCB Oath

Elvis lovingly nicknamed Scatters a “coconut headed mother f#$ker” for his partying ways… stories of Scatters surprising people in the bathroom, going crazy and even lifting up girl’s skirts are littered all over the internet.  This was one monkey who knew how to have a good time!

Click for more Scatters

Elvis Death Day – The King’s Shopping List

Elvis Aaron Presley was famous for many things: an amazing live performer, a lively actor, a generous friend… but perhaps Elvis’s greatest accomplishment was that fact he had almost a super human ability to eat large amounts of food in single sittings.

Elvis’s favorite snack?  Surprise, it wasn’t a peanut butter and banana sandwich… it was actually the Fool’s Gold sandwich – a tasty concoction that consisted of the following: 1 loaf of white bread (slightly toasted), 1 pound of bacon, peanut butter and almost a whole jar of grape jelly.  Here’s what this 6,000 calorie masterpiece looked like -

Yum.

Click for more Elvis food oddities!

Elvis Death Day – The TCB Oath

Merry Elvis Death Day!  Today, 33 years ago, we lost perhaps the greatest performer of all time… and he was darn goofy too!  We here at DigitalNipples fly our Elvis flag high and plan on updating all day today with random Elvis facts/stories that are sure to tickle that funny bone.

R.I.P. King

First up?  The TCB oath.  Elvis handed out this oath to his close network of friends, aka the Memphis Mafia, along with a gold TCB bracelet.  The TCB logo is an Elvis original, but was inspired by Elvis’s favorite comic book hero, Captain Marvel.  Elvis, who at the time was a paid for black belt kung fu master, came up with this oath on his own…

More self-respect, more respect for fellow man.
Respect for fellow students and instructors.
Respect for all styles and techniques.
Body conditioning, mental conditioning, meditation for calming and stilling of the mind and body.
Sharpen your skills, increase mental awareness, for all those that might choose a new outlook and personal philosophy.
Freedom from constipation.

TCB technique

All techniques into one.
Elvis Presley 8th
Applying all techniques into one.

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